Inspired by the Beyonce song "If I were A Boy" my friend Laura and I came up with some things we'd do if that was the case.
1.) RUN IN THE DARK (we decided this was the best one).
2.) Eat, constantly eat. What you might ask? Everything! (Everything tasty that is.)
3.) Get up 15 minutes before I have to leave and still look decent.
4.) Fight combat in the Marines.
5.) Be a fireman.
6.) Lift heavy things just because I could.
7.) Make cool designs with facial hair.
8.) Use all the Acts products.
9.) Wear boxers.
10.) Chase girls.
11.) Wear a tie.
12.) Shaving optional.
Still, I'd far prefer being a girl -- nice shoes, frilly colors, emotions welcomed, the acceptance of squealing or giggling in public places, the list just keeps rolling ...
5 comments:
I love that you posted this. Though the list looks a bit different than it did when I was there. I think my favorite addition (to the girl section) is the giggling in public, which the two of us do far too often. And for the record, there have been plenty of mornings that I have gotten ready in less than 15 minutes. Not sure what that says about me...
Um... running in the dark. At that I was hooked, and am bemoaning my girl-ness. I guess you're semi-list at the bottom won me back over, but only, only if I could run in the dark!
So, Mindy and I are reading your blog together cause I saw you had a new one she didn't read yet. I laughed out loud for this one and Mins got all mad cause I was ruining it for her:) Oh well. I'm lovin the boy stuff you would do and I would have to agree about the axes products. Who wouldn't want to get away with anything after a splash of musky goodness:)
hahah the acceptance of giggling in public!!!!!! love it!!!!
You spelled AXE wrong.
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