In every hitchhiking experience there will, inevitably be, a kidnapper van, more specifically--white, windowless and commonly sighted near food services.

Ever since I’ve moved to Europe I’ve taken up motorcycle riding, whiskey drinking, the occasional cursing, leather—always black—and hitchhiking. Ok, so maybe just the last one, and maybe just once, I know, I’m a rebel.

It all began on a lovely Thursday afternoon. Doesn’t it always begin on lovely afternoons?

After a lengthy taxi ride down a never ending road, a last, we reached our destination: the White Cliffs of Dover. Serene, I thought, as the taxi drove away, is there a reason why no one was gallivanting as we were on this lovely Thursday afternoon? So what if dusk was setting in, so what if a rainstorm was in the makings, as far as I was concerned it was still Dover. I suppose this is the line where the American tourist defers from the European native.

The visit began as planned, running aimlessly along the rolling green hills, taking extremely staged photos and squinting my eyes with the hope of possibly deciphering France in the distance (fruition was not in works.)

Soon it was dark, and from classes like RADS and elements like “basic street smarts” I concluded that four girls should not be alone on the Cliffs of Dover in the dark. Sure I can strike a mean punch, but do I really want to dirty my fist? Don’t answer, just read on…

“I’m so thankful God blessed us with good weather,” almost sang Morgan.

Well, God, he liked Morgan’s praises of song, he liked them so much in fact that he decided to sing the whole group a song back of his own. First the song began in a light drizzle, which soon became a steady rain, yet quickly was a violent downpour, oh, but it gets better, about one minute later, it was haling. On the cliffs of Dover, in the black night, the ocean thrashing, the wind blowing, the hail cutting into my face, my mascara painting a clown out of my face, completely alone: romantic? Not, exactly.

After rather quickly discovering the cell phone did not work, we decided we had no choice but to walk, how far? We did not know. Would we live? Honestly, it depended on how strong our bodies were against the cold. I for one am the weakest link, so most likely would have died first, then Mindy perhaps, followed by Morgan, solely out of pity, and Charissa would have perished some hours later after wondering off on her own. Luckily this scenario did not unfold, as a woman stopped and we found out how to properly utilize our cell phone.

“The man said I’d be a good forty minutes,” Morgan informed the group.

I looked down at my blue fingers and wondered how long the blue would remain in my body after death.

“Give me the phone,” I said.

“Hello…umm, right…it’s just, if you don’t come get us soon, we’re not going to…”

“Melissa, do not tell the taxi man we’re going to die!” shouted Morgan’s voice solely into my right ear.

“It’s just we might not...”

“Melissa!”

I paused, “someone might not be alright.”

With that Freddy at the taxi company knew I meant business and was all on it (Freddy seemed reliable like that,) the only problem was, when I hung up I suddenly realized that dear Freddy wasn’t wholly aware of our location, actually, not even remotely aware.

What do we do, we can’t even explain this deserted road location to Freddy, what to do?

Out of the corner of my eye I watched, I watched as Mindy’s arm stretched boldly into the night air, I was convinced she was getting ready to give a war call, or possibly had I caught her mid-Macarena? But, no, her little thumb boldly popped out, and pretty soon the whole clan of us had our thumbs out. Low point—define a low point?

It’s hard being rejected in life, especially when you’re a hitchhiker; my feelings were seriously “toyed with” as each car passed on by, sure we were a tad wet, maybe not in the prime of our beauty—they should have picked us up anyway.

My personal favorite rejection was as follows: “honk, honk!” I cranked my neck to see an “adorable” white, windowless, “kidnapper van” pass us up. Now, I’m going to be honest, that rejection was more of a comfort then anything.

Do not fear my friends, eventually a beamer pulled to the curb and picked us up. And don’t worry; it was completely safe, only one of us got chopped up in little pieces. Ok, slightly distasteful, sorry…we all made it back safely—praise the Lord!