Fairly odd Family: A Melissa version of Chelle's family blog...
Mom:
-Mops our floors at lest twice a day.
-Has conversations with the cat.
-Frequently comes into my bedroom at 6:30a.m to wake me up to see if her outfit looks ok.
-Rarely ever reads the back of movies when she rents them, therefore has a history of bringing home “interesting” movie choices.
-Always refers to a food item as “nice” if she wants you to eat it, i.e., I made a “nice” soup.
-Never runs out of questions, even if you ask her to.
-Bribes you to massage her feet.
-Always buys sale items from the Gap on the internet.
-Infomercials were made for people like her.
-Always sleeps with a pillow for her knees.
-Is known to add an “S” to ever store name, i.e., “Abercrombies, Victoria’s Secrets.”
-Fears: Family being unhappy, people who chew ice, and dirt.
-Dream day: Being at home with her family, with a refrigerator full of groceries and a spotless house (including clean pets.)
Dad:
-Refuses to invest in doctor prescribed glasses, so wears awkward spectacles when he reads that look like their from the 1940’s.
-Is constantly building and inventing things.
-Is known to do yard work at 2:30p.m in 100 degree weather.
-Favorite gifts: Anything regarding tools or Biola paraphernalia that also has the word dad somewhere on it.
-Idea of dress shoes=black tennis shoes.
-Whenever I dress up always goes … “fancy.”
-When he gets full shakes his head back and forth, yet keeps eating.
-If he could, would put Tabasco on everything.
-Always gives very detailed instructions.
-Finds immense joy in milkshakes.
-Fears: Me parking in his spot and if his family stopped liking the Giants.
-Dream day: Something involving golf or pool and the family.
Me:
-Would rather pass out because of pain then take medicine.
-Never can finish a meal without spilling at least some of it on my shirt.
-Love pj’s to such an extent, that if I have nowhere to go I will take a shower, then put on clean pj’s.
-Finds entertainment in movies to an abnormal level.
-Could amuse myself for months and never get bored.
-When I sleep in, eats lunch about an hour after breakfast.
-Has to force self to be awake beyond 12p.m. (if I can make it even there.)
-Always subconsciously hums the same tune when I’m nervous.
-Can tan two shades in about 15 min.
-Frequently call my mom Carmelita, Carmen, Carms, ect.
-Am also known to call animals by different names then their own just to see their reactions.
-Always working on projects, i.e., scrap booking, finishing a book, writing, collaging, yes, once even paint by numbers.
-Fears: Not having a project to work on, having to take cough syrup.
-Dream Day: Dressing up, going to Italy, and dancing in the rain with Mr. Darcy….